1.Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain! 2.April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin! The Joker 3.Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can’t say we didn’t show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there… in the asylum. Just don’t forget — if it ever gets too tough… there’s always a place for you here. The Joker 4.And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass… The Joker 5.Live…and in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the One and Only JOKER! Prerecorded for this time zone. The Joker 6.The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time! The Joker 7.Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? The Joker 8.I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman. The Joker 9.The pen, is truly mightier than the sw